For the rest of the month let's just ditch the full issue presentation theme, I think we kicked off January AND
2009 big enough at this point, don’t you? But this weekend there is still a theme, and that theme is---
clocks! Evil clocks. Haunted clocks. Clocks of Doom! If you keep saying the word
“clocks” enough it totally sounds like the least scary thing on the planet. That is of course unless it’s ---
The Devil’s Clock! AIEEEE!!
From the November 1952 issue of
Tales of Horror #3
And for more pre-code terror from
Brown & Gantz, check out the expertly illustrated, but superbly stupid
Purple Claw adventures located in the
THOIA Archives HERE!
TOMORROW: The ULTIMATE Clock in Horror!
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If somehow a clock is not terrifying enough for you, then how about Junior's Television? Apparently it works just fine without being plugged in (look closely.) And dear lard, please tell me that's not supposed to be a projection of Popeye?!!
Even scarier is an ad promising you "popularity" by simply sticking a harmonica into your pie hole for 15 minutes. I suppose if that actually worked you really would have to be marvelous...