1971 was the year I found Satan, or vice versa. It’s all quite a blur in my memory really, but the picture of me (below) on my first day of school is indeed a testament to my endless, continued devotion to not only the one true Dark Lord, but also to the mystic black arts that I practice and abide by daily.
Kidding! This picture is actually just me in costume on Halloween. Everything else I said though is true.