Friday, August 22, 2008

Gateway to Horror

This is it, the final day for the THOIA Lyric Challenge. And what better way to end it than with a bad ass Basil Wolverton sci-fi horror classic? You have until 6pm to get your submissions in before our judges disappear into their secret chambers to decide your fate. Winners will be announced tomorrow morning. Make it good. Make it count. Or just read a great pre-code story from a true legend.

From the December 1951 issue of Marvel Tales #104






"Beginning of the ending has just begun
You can't speak because you know we've won
On your knees now
The Year is One
Hell and Earth are One..."
Earth Dies Screaming - SOBM
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21 comments:

  1. Anonymous8/22/2008

    Note to self:never trust a guy whose eyes are never visible till bad shit happens.Great story,with so many minor elements(gravity altering darts)that make it a masterpiece.too bad it wasn't a few pages longer.

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  2. I did read this great story in an Italian edition years ago ; as for any other Wolverton horror/sci-fi comic the only possible comment is : "Wolverton,nuff said" ...
    The Monster hit-parade is a nice bonus
    Thanks for sharing
    PS - soundtrack courtesy of THE RAMONES ; "Somebody put something in my drink" from the Halfway to Sanity album

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  3. I've been driving around town
    With my head spinning around
    Everywhere I look I see
    Your '49 Jeeplane Cherokee

    You're a bully and a clown
    You made me cry and put me down
    After all that I've been through
    You'd think I'd hate the sight of you

    But with every jeep I see
    My broken heart still skips a beat
    I guess its just my stupid luck
    That all of Boston drives that same blue fucking truck

    It could be him or am I tripping
    And I'm crashing into everything
    And thinking about skipping town a while
    Until these cars go out of style...


    The Dresden Dolls, The Jeep Song

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  4. Anonymous8/22/2008

    Wow, that artwork in the story reminds me of about three other tales, but this one's knew to me.

    Love this artist.

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  5. Hmmm ... no lyrics to contribute.

    But it's always a thrill to discover a new (to me at least) Wolverton story!!!

    Thanks!!!!

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  6. Lyrics from Gateway by Stabilo Boss:

    I've wandered ten thousand years for you'
    to see this coming true.
    I've been to the outer edge of time,
    to try to make you mine.
    I've been so far gone,
    that there's no need to try redeeming me.
    I believe that I'm the greatest of mistakes,
    that ever has been made.

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  7. I like this one! I thought something horrible would have happened to Sam at the end, so the escape surprised me more than any other conceivable outcome.

    "Wicked Gravity" by Jim Carroll Band:

    The gravity here is just sick for revenge
    It's like my lungs are filled with chains
    The sky seems so low
    It hasn't moved this slow
    Since the virgins
    Since the virgins went dancing for the rain

    You know the stars in the night
    They're like the holes in the cave
    Like the ceiling of a bombed out church
    But gravity blocks my screams
    It's like an enemy's dreams
    My guardians quit
    They quit before they started their search

    I want a world without gravity
    It could be just what I need
    I'd watch the stars move close
    I'd watch the earth recede

    I wanna drift above the borders against my will
    I wanna sleep where the angels don't pass
    But now my lips are blue
    Gravity does it to you
    It's like they're pressed against a mirrored glass

    I want my will and capability to meet inside the region
    Where this gravity don't mean a thing

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  8. Why must underground people always be so mean? (Take the Devil and the Marvel Mole Man for starters.) Maybe the high air-pressure gives them chronic headaches?

    I'm not a bat or a rat or a cat,
    I'm not a gnu or a kangaroo,
    I'm not a goose or a moose on the loose,
    I am a mole and I live in a hole.

    I'm not a cow or a chow or a sow,
    I'm not a snake or a hake or a drake,
    I'm not a flea or a wee chimpanzee,
    I am a mole and I live in a hole.

    Yarg yarg, quarck quarck, fried boiled or roast,
    You're the slick chick I dig the most ,
    I'm not a ram or a clam or a lamb,
    I'm not a hog or a frog or a dog,
    I'm not a bus or a hip-potomus,
    I am a mole and I live in a hole.

    Yarg yarg, quarck quarck, fried boiled or roast,
    You're the slick chick I dig the most,
    I'm not a ram or a clam or a lamb,
    I'm not a hog or a frog or a dog,
    I'm not a bus or a hip-potomus,
    I am a mole and I live in a hole.
    I am a mole and I live in a hole.

    The Southlanders The Mole In The Hole

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  9. Well, you learn something new every day. I had NO IDEA we had frikkin' JEEPLANE technology in 1949! And apparently commercially available to the private citizen! Who knew? And more importantly, where can I get one?

    This is one of those stories where an early panel colored my experience of the rest of the story--to wit, in the bottom left panel of p. 1, Sam and Vic are obviously SUCH the happy couple! The way they smile comfortably and lovingly at each other, the way they never talk about dames...seriously, these guys have to be Life Partners.

    Of course once I realized that, lines about the MOUTH OF THE SHAFT with a RICH VEIN underneath took on new significance. ("Oh, THAT'S THE SPOT, SAM!") Later the prospector admits to "POKING ROUND THESE PARTS" for years, raising the uncomfortable possibility of homosexual alien rape--made explicit when Vic tells Sam "We're going to be INVADED! They're DOWN THE SHAFT!"

    Of course true love conquers all, as the supine Sam eggs Vic on--PLANT YOUR BLORITE IN THAT CRAG! DROP IT INTO THAT FISSURE! OH YEAH, BLOW IT UP!!!--and then that orgasmic explosion, after which Vic's greatest wish is "A cool shower!"--with Sam, obviously. I dunno about you, but I need a smoke!

    The art here is great, of course, with the gravity gulch sequence being a real highlight. Also love the aliens' purple gym pants--some things, like ladder technology, are universal.

    And for the last day of the lyrics challenge I have to go with one of the creepiest, craggiest, most brilliant lyricists still working, the great Tom Waits and his touching ballad from Swordfishtrombones, "Underground":

    Rattle Big Black Bones
    in the Danger zone
    there's a rumblin' groan
    down below
    there's a big dark town
    it's a place I've found
    there's a world going on
    UNDERGROUND!

    They're alive, they're awake
    while the rest of the world is asleep
    below the mine shaft roads
    it will all unfold
    there's a world going on
    UNDERGROUND!

    All the roots hang down
    swing from town to town
    they are marching around
    down under your boots
    all the trucks unload
    beyond the gopher holes
    there's a world going on
    UNDERGROUND!

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  10. Anonymous8/22/2008

    Oh Gravity is working against me
    And gravity wants to bring me down

    Oh twice as much ain't twice as good
    And can't sustain like a one half could
    It's wanting more
    That's gonna send me to my knees

    Oh twice as much ain't twice as good
    And can't sustain like a one half could
    It's wanting more
    That's gonna send me to my knees


    Oh gravity, stay the hell away from me
    Oh gravity has taken better men than me
    How can that be?

    Just keep me where the light is
    Just keep me where the light is
    Just keep me where the light is
    Come on keep me where the light is
    Come on keep me where the light is
    Come on keep me where, keep me where the light is

    John Mayer "Gravity"

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  11. Vicar, your post was hysterical stuff. Bravo!

    Until this blog came along, I never gave a thought to individual comic artists of the past; now my education is such that I get all happy and excited when I see the name Basil Wolverton.

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  12. Anonymous8/22/2008

    And more importantly, where can I get one?

    My thoughts exactly. Did you notice there was no propeller? It's a freakin' jet jeeplane! in 1949! This must be how we beat Hitler's ME-163s late in the war.

    I also liked "Blorite." It has the perfect 1950s science-y sound. "Blorite, now with ingredient Q37. Blorite! -- For all your demolition needs. To blow it up right, use Blorite!"

    The artwork on the sagging faces was great. I could have used more of this story.

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  13. Gotta love them melting face panels!

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  14. Anonymous8/22/2008

    WOLVERTON RULES NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. GREAT WAY TO END THE WEEK, BEST POST OF THE WEEK TOO!

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  15. "I am a mole and I live in a hole."

    This one killed me. I don't know how anyone can possibly choose a winner out of the heaps of excellent submissions this week. Good f#%king luck judges.

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  16. keep straining my ears to hear a sound.
    Maybe someone is digging underground,
    or have they given up and all gone home to bed,
    thinking those who once existed must be dead.

    Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?
    Do you know what it's like on the outside?
    Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jones.

    --Bee Gees, "New York Mining Disaster 1941"

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  17. Since my original double-pasted for some strange reason...:/


    There's life underground

    I feel it all around
    I feel it in my bones
    My life is on the line
    When I'm away from home
    When I step out the door
    The desert is alive
    I do not trust my ears
    I don't believe my eyes
    I will not fall in love
    I cannot risk the bet
    Cause hearts are fragile toys
    So easy to forget

    It's just another day
    There's murder in the air
    It drags me when I walk
    I smell it everywhere
    It's just another day
    Where people cling to light
    To drive away the fear
    That comes with every night

    It's just another
    It's just another day
    It's just another
    It's just another day

    It's just another day
    When people wake from dreams
    With voices in their ears
    That will not go away

    I had a dream last night
    The world was set on fire
    And everywhere I ran
    There wasn't any water
    The temperature increased
    The sky was crimson red
    The clouds turned into smoke
    And everyone was dead

    (but) There's a smile on my face
    For everyone
    There's a golden coin
    That reflects the sun
    There's a lonely place
    That's always cold
    There's a place in the stars
    For when you get old

    There's razors in my bed
    That come out late at night
    They always disappear
    Before the morning light
    I'm dreaming again
    Of life underground
    It doesn't ever move
    It doesn't make a sound

    And just when I think
    That things are in their place
    The heavens are secure
    The whole thing explodes in my face


    --Oingo Boingo, "Just Another Day"

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  18. Basil is too good for words. His art just flat out rocks!!

    Lyrics today come from Judas Priest, since those stinkin' green creeps were planning to invade and take over the world...

    Invader by Judas Priest

    "I came across a smoking field, pulsating afterglow
    I saw a seering flash of light erupt and skyward go
    I staggered back in dazed surprise
    What was it I had seen?
    And as I stood there mesmerized I heard my spirit scream

    Invader invader nearby
    Invader, invader is nigh

    This is the first of more to come in carefully planned attacks
    If it is so we must prepare defenses to fight back
    The call is out throughout the world
    United we must stand
    To build a line, strategic force, they will not take a man

    Invader invader nearby
    Invader, invader is nigh

    When they come to take control every man must play his role
    They won’t take our world away when the children we leave
    Will have to believe in today

    We warn you now you things out there
    Whatever you may send
    We won’t give in without a fight, a fight until the end
    With vigilance by day and night our scanners trace the sky
    A shield is sealed upon this earth, a shield you won’t get by

    Invader invader nearby
    Invader, invader is nigh"

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  19. awesome!!! i love basil wolverton, and i have never seen this one before. you, sir, are an absolute diamond! thankyou so very much.

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  20. Anonymous8/24/2008

    Wow, wolverton, thanks you

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  21. But what about the Benson load?

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