Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Zombie Outbreak Survival Kit

To combat the growing zombie threat, Zombie Emergency Response Operations (Z.E.R.O.) has assembled this Zombie Outbreak Survival Kit especially for you -- use it to keep your community safe!


Each kit includes:
• approx. 20 ft. of "ZOMBIE OUTBREAK" barrier tape
• 4 warning/hazard signs
• 8 warning/hazard stickers
• 16 trading cards
• 2 toe tags
• instructional poster
• sterile "bite kit"
• glow sticker and lapel button
• BONUS: Target practice CD-ROM w/game and wallpapers!

Click HERE to order yours now… better safe than sorry!
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous2/06/2008

    This is why I love this blog, you find the coolest shit like this!

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  2. Anonymous2/06/2008

    HILARIOUS!

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  3. Mr. Karswell2/06/2008

    If this kit proves faulty or useless in the face of zombie danger, you really only need to know one thing--- RUN!

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  4. Anonymous2/07/2008

    I find it interesting how popular zombies are right now in our current mainstream culture, almost to a fault, yet hardly any good zombie movies have been made in the last 20+ years. There are a few exceptions of course but the best stuff came out a long time ago, before the undead became watered down for the masses.

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  5. Lethargic2/07/2008

    I thought "I Am Legend" was pretty good. My only complaint was the CG zombies were kind of goofy looking and didn't look real. Other than that it was an excellent movie, even if it did have Will Smith in it.

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  6. Mr. Karswell2/08/2008

    > find it interesting how popular zombies are right now

    I read an interesting "higlights" interview with George Romero recently (posted over at the Vault of Horror blog) and George was commenting the fact that current popularity in zombies has less to do with modern undead movies and more to do with video games. Makes sense...

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