tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post9047142466837790324..comments2024-03-28T07:49:33.628-05:00Comments on THE HORRORS OF IT ALL: Inside is Ty!Mr. Karswellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15889717828895556186noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-5053463182907438712008-08-22T05:17:00.000-05:002008-08-22T05:17:00.000-05:00I'm holding out for Woodsy the Williwaw.I'm holding out for Woodsy the Williwaw.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13836904680434822238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-87244306594590864902008-08-21T23:09:00.000-05:002008-08-21T23:09:00.000-05:00The arched brows... The pointed beard... Methinks ...The arched brows... The pointed beard... Methinks The Vicar is truly an implement of Satan, in disguise!!!Kitty LeClawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00006739666538857277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-4011708065388129462008-08-21T14:11:00.000-05:002008-08-21T14:11:00.000-05:00>if the dinosaur had cried when someone threw g...>if the dinosaur had cried when someone threw garbage out the window of a car.<BR/><BR/>>but recast as angry Woodsy Owls. <BR/><BR/>Ha ha, brilliant. Man, I have the best commentors around here.Mr. Karswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15889717828895556186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-2804529431631525612008-08-21T10:59:00.000-05:002008-08-21T10:59:00.000-05:00The only way it could have been even better is if ...<I>The only way it could have been even better is if the dinosaur had cried when someone threw garbage out the window of a car.</I><BR/><BR/>LOL! Now that's old school awesome funny.<BR/><BR/>Now I'm thinking of the story with the vultures from the Indian death temple, but recast as angry Woodsy Owls. This time, the guy drops trash in the temple and the big-eyed furies chase him down and drive him mad with their hooting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-71942547751188619342008-08-20T23:54:00.000-05:002008-08-20T23:54:00.000-05:00Gotta say I loved the crying dinosaur, too. I thin...<I>Gotta say I loved the crying dinosaur, too. I think that was the best part of the whole story.</I><BR/><BR/>The only way it could have been even better is if the dinosaur had cried when someone threw garbage out the window of a car.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13836904680434822238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-57120031351041188382008-08-20T23:02:00.000-05:002008-08-20T23:02:00.000-05:00Interesting spectrum of song choices today, hell t...Interesting spectrum of song choices today, hell this entire week so far has been especially inspired. Our judges are probably biting their nails right now.<BR/><BR/>Step up your game tomorrow peeps, two days to go... who's gonna take home the goods?Mr. Karswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15889717828895556186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-51557088626949688842008-08-20T22:40:00.000-05:002008-08-20T22:40:00.000-05:00Crap,that video has no lyrics,which i found on a d...Crap,that video has no lyrics,which i found on a discussion on the Classic horror film board.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-84618982397904395392008-08-20T22:36:00.000-05:002008-08-20T22:36:00.000-05:00I think i'll play it old school today REAL old sch...I think i'll play it old school today REAL old school,from 1912: See that moon,hear that tune,moaning,groaning oh!so scary,through the lonely cemetery. shapes of white,fill the night,swinging,swaying,playing,prancing ghostly goblins gaily dancing. skip and hop,never stop,from the place they've been hiding,slipping sliding they come gliding,short and tall,see them all!shake like gel-a-tine,at that skeleton rag.-Skeleton Rag,unknown singer,but there's a video on youtube of it being performed by the Hoosier hot shots.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-54957213351330356102008-08-20T17:05:00.000-05:002008-08-20T17:05:00.000-05:00Gotta say I loved the crying dinosaur, too. I thin...Gotta say I loved the crying dinosaur, too. I think that was the best part of the whole story.<BR/><BR/>A weepy, murderous, potentially lovestruck and anatomically-confused T-Rex?<BR/><BR/>This is where they got the idea for <I>The Crying Game</I>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-87607775326850291602008-08-20T16:55:00.000-05:002008-08-20T16:55:00.000-05:00This week on "Extreme Makeover: Lab Edition" -- we...This week on "Extreme Makeover: Lab Edition" -- we make Ty Pennington build a giant wooden tower in the desert, then we wall him up inside with a reanimated dinosaur!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-73724493012904064402008-08-20T14:46:00.000-05:002008-08-20T14:46:00.000-05:00This is one of those rare stories you wish were tr...This is one of those rare stories you wish were true. It would be so good to know that the silence of the Arizona night is broken by the rattlee-clatter of two disparately-sized skeletons walking the hills together. :)<BR/><BR/><I>When you can't take any more<BR/>when you feel your life is over<BR/>put down your tablets and<BR/>pick up your pen and<BR/>I'll put you together again.<BR/><BR/>Of your faith withers away<BR/>if God can't bring you your answer<BR/>write me a letter I'll read it and then<BR/>I'll put you together again.<BR/><BR/>Put us together<BR/>together again<BR/><BR/>put us together again<BR/>when things look hopeless<BR/>just write me and then<BR/>I'll put you together again.<BR/><BR/>If there's no light anywhwew<BR/>and you've got no one to turn to<BR/>I'll lead you out of the darkness and then<BR/>I'll put you together again.<BR/><BR/>Put us together<BR/>together again</I><BR/>Hot ChocolateTim Tylorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08439716424119922516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-61088286428723425832008-08-20T14:07:00.000-05:002008-08-20T14:07:00.000-05:00TOO FUNNY........SO DID TY REMOVE ALL THE FLESH FR...TOO FUNNY........SO DID TY REMOVE ALL THE FLESH FROM THE PROFESSOR AND ASSEMBLE HIS BONES SOME PLACE ELSE? <BR/>THE ART DOES HAVE A CRUMB VIBE, I CAN PICTURE AN 11 YEAR OLD VERSION OF HIM READING THIS STORY AND FREAKING OUT.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-38013593712610553422008-08-20T12:04:00.000-05:002008-08-20T12:04:00.000-05:00That's what he gets for kicking poor innocent help...That's what he gets for kicking poor innocent helpless skulls around!<BR/><BR/>If I can accept not only fossil bones coming back to life, and tender emotion in a dinosaur, then a tear from non-existent ducts is noooo problem.<BR/><BR/>In the inescapeable logic of Crsiwell: "Can you prove that it didn't happen?"Frederickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11868719487717506764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-71508214913865376072008-08-20T08:17:00.000-05:002008-08-20T08:17:00.000-05:00I agree with Mr. Cavin--I was thinking that splash...I agree with Mr. Cavin--I was thinking that splash page especially, with Alex balanced on one foot after taking the Bonehead Penalty Shot ("He shoots! He scores!"), was a total Crumb ripoff! Does this pre-date Crumb's ascendancy? It would have to, wouldn't it? Plus, no big-assed women with huge calves and no soul-destroying self-loathing. Still, maybe an influence...<BR/><BR/>I couldn't help thinking that the wooden skyscraper in the desert was not an altogether sound idea. And the ONE thunderstorm that hits the arid waste every 3 years just happens to do the prof in! I guess a higher power was at work.<BR/><BR/>Money line: "You must have a direct line to the DEVIL, Alex!" So true, esp. since the devil placed all those fake dinosaur bones in the strata to test the faith of the redeemed. He's a crafty one, is old Scratch--but he also has a great sense of timing.<BR/><BR/>Anyone else wondering where all those HUMAN bones came from, though? And why the scientists are so blase about having discovered an ancient Native American Burial ground? Hey, waitaminnit...it all makes sense now! GET OUT...OF MY WOODEN SKYSCRAPER!<BR/><BR/>And CRYING DINOSAUR FTW. I love that he's going to take care of the prof "the way the professor took care of him"--it's going to be hard for Ty to build a man-sized wooden outbuilding in which to assemble his bones. Still, he'll manage somehow.<BR/><BR/>As for lyrics, I'm going for the obscure and childlike here--kid's folk artists Trout Fishing in America, with "When I Was a Dinosaur":<BR/><BR/><I>Oh, I used to be a dinosaur<BR/>I thought I was so cool.<BR/>Future fossil fuel,<BR/>That's all I ever was.<BR/><BR/>When I was a dinosaur<BR/>Everybody knew my name <BR/>(Hey aren't you T-Rex?)<BR/>Everyone respected me (Wow!)<BR/>I had a mighty roar<BR/><BR/>CHORUS:<BR/>When I was a dinosaur<BR/>I almost weighed a ton,<BR/>I had a lot of fun<BR/>Put cavemen on the run!<BR/><BR/>When I was a dinosaur<BR/>I stepped in lots of mud.<BR/>I walked around and snapped my teeth<BR/>And ate a lot of crud.<BR/><BR/>When I was a dinosaur<BR/>I had a little bitty brain.<BR/>I never thought of anything<BR/>I never knew before.<BR/>When I was a dinosaur.<BR/><BR/>REPEAT CHORUS, BUY COTTON CANDY FOR THE KIDS</I><BR/><BR/>And in closing, I'd like to thank Karswell for frocking me up good. But before anyone asks, I'd like to make one thing clear: No I will NOT take off my top! FORGET IT! ;)The Vicar of VHShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06832137990485130735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-33279185337289150252008-08-20T08:03:00.000-05:002008-08-20T08:03:00.000-05:00How about Kate Nash's "Skeleton Song" for the lyri...How about Kate Nash's "Skeleton Song" for the lyrics challenge:<BR/><BR/><I>Skeleton you are my friend<BR/>But you are made of bone<BR/>And you have got no flesh and blood<BR/>Running through you to help protect the bone<BR/><BR/>Skeleton we have been friends for years<BR/>And you have seen me through some trials<BR/>And tribulations and some tears<BR/>But everybody thinks I'm weird</I><BR/><BR/>It's suspiciously silent on all matters revengey, but--it'll have to do ;)<BR/><BR/>The Vicar's looking ecclesiTASTICal, I must say, what with all that fabulous finger-tentin', eyebrow-archin' action. APPROVED!Tenebrous Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10032561062849200919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-79282717071865923842008-08-20T07:39:00.000-05:002008-08-20T07:39:00.000-05:00(Okay, so I totally made that shit up. That’s not ...<I>(Okay, so I totally made that shit up. That’s not cheating is it?)</I><BR/><BR/>Not if you record and release it by the deadline.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13836904680434822238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-37804944923872489922008-08-20T07:23:00.000-05:002008-08-20T07:23:00.000-05:00I thought "TY" was short for TYRONE POWER, who was...I thought "TY" was short for TYRONE POWER, who was alive at the time. I was expecting this big, gigantic leading man to come out of the house.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-52000841449511396662008-08-20T07:16:00.000-05:002008-08-20T07:16:00.000-05:00Now this is what I call a challenge! Long ago and ...Now this is what I call a challenge! <BR/><BR/><I>Long ago and far away in a different age<BR/>when i was a dumb young guy<BR/>fossilized photos of my life then<BR/>illustrate what an easy prey i must have been<BR/><BR/>Standing in the sun, idiot savant<BR/>something like a monument<BR/><BR/>I'm a dinosaur, somebody is digging my bones<BR/>I'm a dinosaur, somebody is digging my bones<BR/><BR/>Ignorance has alway been something i excel in<BR/>followed by naivete and pride<BR/>doesn't take a scientist to see how<BR/>any clever predator could have a piece of me<BR/><BR/>Standing in the sun, idiot savant<BR/>something like a monument<BR/><BR/>I'm a dinosaur, somebody is digging my bones<BR/>I'm a dinosaur<BR/><BR/>Oh, when i look back on the past<BR/>some wonder i'm not yet extinct<BR/>all the mistakes and bad judgements i made<BR/>nearly pushed me to the brink<BR/>it doesn't pay to be too nice<BR/>it's the one thing i have learned<BR/>still, i made my fossil bed<BR/>and now i toss and turn<BR/><BR/>I'm a dinosaur, somebody is digging my bones<BR/>I'm a dinosaur</I><BR/><BR/>--King Crimson, "Dinosaur"<BR/><BR/>PHEAR.Emby Quinnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03235461374975312786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-56939879318730867702008-08-20T06:19:00.000-05:002008-08-20T06:19:00.000-05:00As you said , this story is OUTSTANDING , beats ev...As you said , this story is OUTSTANDING , beats even yesterday's which was my fave in the last month or so ; Thanks for sharing<BR/>PS - soundtack courtesy of ROB ZOMBIE'S "SUPERBEAST"silvanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00230861645582013259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-33714149468374289112008-08-20T04:20:00.000-05:002008-08-20T04:20:00.000-05:00Man, I love the art in today’s story even more tha...Man, I love the art in today’s story even more than yesterday’s. That well-worked and slightly exaggerated kind of thing--sort of Robert Crumb-ish, I guess, minus the sixties--is really catnip to me. I’m not sure I would have made all the same coloring choices, but mostly that was pretty cool too. I loved the wonky and weirdo story. I love that that Seymore obviously had no friggin’ idea what a tyrannosaurus rex skeleton looked like, drawing instead something more along the lines of an insane, carnivorous iguanodon.<BR/><BR/><I>Too many miles from the ocean shore<BR/>Too many little signs you must ignore<BR/>You think you see me in a magazine<BR/>Oh yeah I know exactly what you mean<BR/><BR/>You come around and ask me every day<BR/>You make your point in many special ways<BR/>You think maybe you’ve seen me on TV<BR/>Your lightning’s struck and now you think you see<BR/><BR/>(chorus)<BR/>You think you got my number now<BR/>You think you know the score<BR/>You’ve cornered me fruity drinks<BR/>And chocolates from the store<BR/>You say you think I’m in a closet, but<BR/>I’m a closet dinosaur!<BR/>That’s right a closet dinosaur! </I><BR/><BR/>Born Blind’s <I>Eat The Stalker</I><BR/><BR/><BR/>(Okay, so I totally made that shit up. That’s not cheating is it?)Mr. Cavinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01634994342702518448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-84583109924881556022008-08-20T03:59:00.000-05:002008-08-20T03:59:00.000-05:00now that must have been a graveyard where you find...now that must have been a graveyard where you find such bones :-)<BR/><BR/>But the lonley tear from the skull was moving.AndyDeckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12806906746754478064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-87370281548247536502008-08-20T02:32:00.000-05:002008-08-20T02:32:00.000-05:00After that buildup, by the way, I was disappointed...After that buildup, by the way, I was disappointed nobody banged a gong. Although Alex sort of simulated it with his shovel.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13836904680434822238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-82980475353336846662008-08-20T02:30:00.000-05:002008-08-20T02:30:00.000-05:00Take us apartAnd put us back together rightSo we c...<I>Take us apart<BR/>And put us back together right<BR/>So we can leave<BR/>On our feet in the night</I><BR/><BR/>By Headlights.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13836904680434822238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-983171239671909762.post-45894433091249340212008-08-20T01:12:00.000-05:002008-08-20T01:12:00.000-05:00Anthrax is blaring in the dark corners of my mind....Anthrax is blaring in the dark corners of my mind...<BR/><BR/>"Any skeletons, and all your other sins<BR/>Any skeletons, in the closet<BR/>Any skeletons, any misfortunes<BR/>Any skeletons, hiding in the closet<BR/>Any skeletons, Any skeletons<BR/>In the Closet!"<BR/><BR/>Talk about details, the art in this one has to be some of my favorite- The story was insanely weird, but I didn't figure it out until the end. For some reason all i could think about was Ty Tabor from King's X, stuck inside that huge wooden tower jamming away on a guitar solo...Patrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01669433979334259774noreply@blogger.com